The Long and the Short Of It 2

In any case, I compensated by having the other character wear a dangerously short, tight leather skirt.

I tried to write dialogue for some time, but it always seemed to degenerate into bickering or even... sarcasm... It was like Doug and Dinsdale all over again.

Besides, their withering looks in this view say more than any words could; so I dispensed with the talking and just gagged the pair of them. That way, the departing villain can gloat as much as he wants with very little comeback.